July 2014 - Even More Summery Edition

This time, we all headed to Giggles to play. We all brought cash to order pizza. Lori also provided salad & wings. I made toffee bars & someone brought cannoli to have during our coffee break. We started our game at 6:30 and played our first cover all @ 8. Patt won all by herself! Second cover all was @ 9:15 when Patt won again, only this time, she had to split it with me. Patt was really on a winning streak this month! Read on to see just how lucky she was!  A good time was had by all! Even Spanky came out after having her tubers tied up 2 days before! Lots of funny stuff was said around the table, here’s just a sample for you:

For some reason, we started the night with Peg saying “blow me” as we came through the door. That’s a fine how do ya do…but I don’t really expect any less (ha, ha, ha)… This became our unofficial saying of the night. Then someone said something at some point about “premature ejaculation”. At this point, I don’t remember who or why, but it was said & laughs were had. Also, someone had “BONER” written on their dollar bill. Was it at the party? Was it somewhere else? Can’t recall that either, but it I know it happened because I wrote it down.

Marge called “center” well after it was gone. Without skipping a beat, Peg says, “Fuggeddaboutit…” we all cracked up.

As we played along, Debi noticed she has something & says, “I have the other P one!” Is it in the corner? Yes? Then that “P one” is called a “postage stamp”! Wow! It was super funny & we all had a good chuckle.

You might remember during our May game, I had to write an editor’s note about my negative comments against a certain Mr. Manilow. As usual, Giggles had a music mix going & decided to put on our May Summer Jam CD. This is when my comments were brought up at the table. We all had a good laugh & everyone agreed I was in the right for wanting to make myself deaf. And then…it happened… the table got quiet as a tale was weaved about a showgirl named Lola & her Tony. At some point during the song someone shouted, “This is torture”! Someone else said, “Now it’s gonna get stuck in my head”! Luckily (for 7 of us), Lori’s giant clock started bonging. It was just enough to drown out the part about Tony’s fight with Rico, and then it stopped. Aww, shucks! It stopped! Now Lola’s washed up & Kate tells us how this is a cautionary tale about why you shouldn’t be a showgirl or fall in love w/ a gangster or something… I’m just glad to know that the rest of you have my back w/ the Barry “hate”.

MYSTERY BAG

Once again, the hostess was responsible for the Mystery! Patt was the winner. Inside the Victoria’s Secret bag (here’s the secret…it’s not really from there) was a “growing” theme. Inside were packages marked:  FRIENDS, TREES, LOVE, MONEY, BUSHES & FAMILY. Each package contained something related. There was tea; a shot glass; $5; fly trap plant & other assorted goodies that I may have forgotten to jot down… So Patt will be responsible for the next Mystery. Lucky for her, she’s got quite some time to come up with something good!

SEPTEMBER POKENO

After everyone checked their schedules & noticed we were all simply too busy to all be in the same place at the same time during the month of August, we decided to skip it all together. Our next party will be a summer wrap luau @ the Tiki Bar. SATURDAY, SEPTEMBER 20^th. Please get there at 5:00 & bring your favorite bite-sized dish to share w/ the group! So far, Lori’s bringing a veggie tray. You can all fill in the blanks, let me know what you’re bringing & I’ll keep you updated as the party approaches.

FINAL THOUGHT

It will be a while until we meet again, but now you have my happy blog thoughts to tide you over until then. Until next time, may the foxiest bitch win!